miraclemodus and i had a long talk about striders and their capacity to learn how to sport, and eventually we determined that they are genetically predisposed to sport illiteracy

skada: (11:26:52 PM) they play volleyball … the ball drifts out to sea. davesprite is sent to retrieve itskada: (11:27:08 PM) they are all so bad at sportHanz: (11:27:53 PM) “okay im the quarterback alpha dave is the first baseman and davesprite can be the goalie”skada: (11:29:09 PM) why can’t we all be the quarterbackskada: (11:29:16 PM) i want to fuck the prom queen too, broskada: (11:29:20 PM) come ONHanz: (11:29:55 PM) okay fine we are all quarterbacks but did either of you tools remember to bring the sticksHanz: (11:30:05 PM) this one takes bats or sticks or something doesnt itskada: (11:31:21 PM) no idiot thats like crickets or some shitskada: (11:31:24 PM) grasshoppersskada: (11:31:28 PM) australians play itskada: (11:31:44 PM) this one you can’t touch the balls with your handsskada: (11:32:00 PM) “haha dave you’re already disqualified”skada: (11:32:18 PM) “there goes your love life”skada: (11:32:51 PM) oh my god shut up youre like ectoplasmic antimatter from the waist down do you even have genitalia anymoreskada: (11:33:00 PM) like what is it you have nowskada: (11:33:02 PM) ghost cloaca

miraclemodus and i had a long talk about striders and their capacity to learn how to sport, and eventually we determined that they are genetically predisposed to sport illiteracy

skada: (11:26:52 PM) they play volleyball … the ball drifts out to sea. davesprite is sent to retrieve it
skada: (11:27:08 PM) they are all so bad at sport
Hanz: (11:27:53 PM) “okay im the quarterback alpha dave is the first baseman and davesprite can be the goalie”
skada: (11:29:09 PM) why can’t we all be the quarterback
skada: (11:29:16 PM) i want to fuck the prom queen too, bro
skada: (11:29:20 PM) come ON
Hanz: (11:29:55 PM) okay fine we are all quarterbacks but did either of you tools remember to bring the sticks
Hanz: (11:30:05 PM) this one takes bats or sticks or something doesnt it
skada: (11:31:21 PM) no idiot thats like crickets or some shit
skada: (11:31:24 PM) grasshoppers
skada: (11:31:28 PM) australians play it
skada: (11:31:44 PM) this one you can’t touch the balls with your hands
skada: (11:32:00 PM) “haha dave you’re already disqualified”
skada: (11:32:18 PM) “there goes your love life”
skada: (11:32:51 PM) oh my god shut up youre like ectoplasmic antimatter from the waist down do you even have genitalia anymore
skada: (11:33:00 PM) like what is it you have now
skada: (11:33:02 PM) ghost cloaca

posted 2 years ago · 20/10/2011 · 1,263 notes
#just imagine what bro's facial tan lines look like JUST IMAGINE #davesprite gets an innertube because he already has water.......................... wings #homestuck #davesprite #dave strider #bro strider #i regret very little #hanzart

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